WaaaaH...
I want to go to the Comic convention!!!
But too bad for me i have O level's...
sigh...

Today was the first day of my Chi tuition
have two new toot guys and 1 new teacher.
Super funny.
Okay lar we have bully the teacher.
haha.

I'm still perfecting my MAid english.
and trying to find my
channel news asia english...
haha,
ni zai na li, ni zai na li...

bleh.
i'm seriously going cukoo!
keep doing weird stuff like laughing
because of nothing..
ahaha...
i'm really siao liao.

i nearly spoilt the door in my house...
or maybe i did...
sigh why is my life so complicated?

i'm thinking of doing a diary of a
FAke wannabe.

First post:

Hi! i'm a chinese from ameica
and i realised that singapore
is quite fun! and to think that i
didn't wnat to come here!
Oh! the horror.

NAh...i'm not able to get in the mood.
Strike off! haha.

Today was super tiring.
I went for CCA,
even though i did not have to
only to see my dear dear dear!
SEC ONES!!!
Messing up their footdrill.

And to think POP is just
NEXT WEEK!
ahh...how fast time flies when you need it.
The sec ones are hor-ri-ge-ble!
they can just make you vomit blood.
or burst in seething anger.
Hah!

The red badge came back!
how nice.
but they do always seem to be
looking down on us...
i do wonder why...

And why!?
Why?! am i speaking like this...
It's too prim and proper to be me..
I really must say.

After O's I plan to...: Work
Learn guitar (sat)
Learn Jap (nights)
Learn dancing(sun)
Volunteer @ blue cross
(whenever possible)

I will do all this...
if i am able to peel myself from the sofa
and into the exciting world of Mine.
haha!
Ta Ta for now...
Tuition tuition tomorrow...
LALALALA! dead.

Sigh...
Just finished like 3 consecutive days of tests.
Super Stress Sia...haha...alliteration.
P.D is super hard to find...
Found one...
People to do P.D are so hard to find..
still looking...

I was just thinking that being Fat is
PHYSCOLOGICAL...
yea. see cos my aunt thinks that she's fat.
But she's just a little plum.
And many people feel that i'm fat.
but i'm not overweight or anything know.
It's just cos i'm on the larger side.
you know broad shoulders that kind of thing...

So, my conclusion is:
I'll never say thta i'm fat to my Kids.
Cos my aunt is so concious about her weight,
her daughter, my cousin, is super critical.
I'm not like sour or anything ya know..
it's just a P3 kid going around saying that
others are fat cos she's not is just not right.

It's not only insensitive but just plain mean.
It doesn't affect me cos i'm not like those who care.
but i do think that it affects her that i don't care.
Weird huh. haha.

anyway.
I will just study hard. and do well.
I must, i must, i must must must!
Less televison, less shopping
More Study!

G-O! GO!

Go to:
http://www.wretch.cc/album/starz911
to view my holiday pics and zoo pics
i know it's super long ago but i seriously forgot
hehe:D

OK here it is. if you think it's scary

SCROLL DOWN!!!

I keep smelling the glue...

not sure from where...

anyway...

i managed to get some cute pics

and some evil ones...

you can see the biscuit i gave it!!!

the first one is really cute yea?

yup! love ya!

miss ya!

Ok the rat has officially left.
It was taken away by my grandfather.
Who, is a garung guni.
My grandfather says to let him out
in the jungle.
but i seriously doubt he can live.

I mean he smells like the black glue
or should i say tar.
and he is vulnerable, in the sense
that he's already injured.
He'll be away from family,
etc. tha's why i don't think he'll live long.

According to my brother:
not my problem isit ?!
HAha i say! haha i'll say again.
yah...but i just...i mean...i can't....
phfff....forget it.

Anyway, i fed it 1/8 a biscuit
and it kinda sniffed around to make sure it's safe.
although how i'm not sure how
all i smelt was the glue.
so there i was feeding it...
and it sudenly kinda jumped on the biscuit.
u know, like to say: hah!

then cause tha biscuit was kinda hard,
it got a shock. haha.
so i fed it some of my bread,
and it kinda did the same thing,
except this time....
it turned around, with the bread,
and kinda tried to not let me see.

It kept moving around,
trying to escape and was really frightened,
but when i went shh...
it could stay still and watch me drop food to it.
okay nothing big but at least that's something
considering that it's only been one night...

yup. so it ate the biscuit and bread, a little,
until my grandfather came to take it.
when i put him on the truck,
it was standing on two paws,
front two clinging on to the top of the cage.

Maybe it knew that it was going away,
and didn't want to leave.
It looked like it was saying...
help me!
i mean i fed it right?
haha. silly me yea?

So now..
all i have left is these pictures
and this glue smell stuck in my nose
or on me i don't really know.
i just kinda smell it.
sad huh...*sob sob*

Oh and i named him Ramy.

This is not the rat we caught.

I reapeat, this is not the rat we caught.

The one we caught is much more dirty.

i'll see if i can get a pic of it.

Anyway i found out that...

The brown rat, common rat, Hanover rat,

Norway rat, Norwegian rat, or wharf rat

(Rattus norvegicus) is one of the best known

and most common rats, and also one of the largest.

Thought to have originated in northern China,

this rodent has now spread to all continents,

except Antarctica,

and is the dominant rat in Europee and

much of North America.

It lives wherever humans live, particularly in urban areas.

It is a brown or grey rodent,

with a body up to 25 cm (10 in) long,

with the tail a similar length;

the male weighs on average 350 g (12 oz)

and the female 250 g (9 oz).

Selective breeding of Rattus norvegicus

has produced the laboratory rat,

an important model

organism in biological research,

as well as pet rats.

It is the most successful mammal on the planet,

other than humans.

of course. so you see..

respect rats! of course that doesn't mean

you should let it live.

Bwahahah!!!!

OH MY GOSH!!!
We just caught the rat.
It's really intelligent though.
I must say that humans...
are still the beings that surpasses animals...
haha.

It's not very evil like most ppl think,
or maybe it's just sth wrong with me.
According to my bro though,
it's the evilest creature alive.
He thinks that i've been watching too much
RAT-TA-TOO-Ee

And I think that he's been watching too much
triller shows with rats in the alley kind.
HUH! i just kinda pity the rat..you know...
not like i'm gonna st it free or anything...
anyway, it bit a HOLE through the door...

My dad suspects more than one rat though.
It was like super funny, my mom was terrified,
my dad wondering what to do with the gluey rat,
I was like..duh! FAsinated...
My brothers were comtemplating how to KILL it..

Anyway..so it somehow got stuck in the glue...
and we put it into the cage.
and i fed it cuttlefish and bread.
(why i do that i don't know)
it started struggling.
i mean it was struggling before.

but when we put it into the cage it started again.
then it started licking the glue off itself.
at first i thought that it was commiting suicide
but it was actually using the bait hook
to remove the glue from it mouth.
(bait hook not sharp)
My dad says that he's too clever.

Idom learnt: It's ok to be clever, but don't be overly clever
Hokkien version: Kiang do ho, mai gei kiang.
haha

AHHH!!!
There's like a rat in the store room
and it's making a huge mess.
Like there's shit everywhere.
so ya..talk about creepy.

You wanna know how it got there
in the first place?
It was like at night and i saw that
the store room door was not closed.
So like usual...i went to close it.

And guess what! yah...
i locked it inside.
It kinda gnawed the door too.
so now there's a little hole..

u can't see it from the front,
but you can see it from the back.
so yup!
now no one dares to go into the
creepy storeroom...
haha.

P.S i just realised that my younger bro's so fat that he can't get up from lying down without the use of his hands. think: ball!

Oh ya.
Forgot to add i'm like staff sergeant now...
sigh... more responsibilities
STudy study study!
Ajar fighting!

I asked my dad and he says
it'll be difficult if i were
to have a malay boyfriend
well...
i'll leave it to God won't I...

Sigh....
I have suddenly realized that
I like Malay boys,
or guys for that matter.
There's just some appeal about them
that Chinese and Ang Mos don't have

That's a bad thing...
I mean it's one thing to look Malay
it's another thing to like Malays.
Okay...
I'm sure you people will say
What's the big deal?

Here's the big secret:
I'm Christian!
yup there you go!
I've just said sth that might
spark off a racial riot or something.
I know in Singapore it's a realllly
sensitive issue.

I'm not like a racist or anything
and i do have friends that are Malay...
It's just that if i were to like a Malay guy...
One of us wound have to convert right...
And definitely none of our parents would.

Even though it would be easier for me to convert
but still....
sigh....
I just pray each day
that a miracle might happen...

haha...
this is silly right...
i mean, i don't even have a malay
boyfriend...yet
i'm totally going mad...

P.S
To my future husband: I'm just saying this. If you really turn out to be Chinese, no offense yar...